Witty Movie Quotes To Liven You Up


Movies have to be spiced with witty quotes and punch lines that relieve the audience of the pressure that is built up during the course of a movie. A good movie will have its fair share of quotes, some strong and sharp, while some witty and humorous. It has been proven by experience that humorous and witty quotes get the greatest applause and appreciation from the audience. Let us now enjoy a few movie quotes that have already touched the hearts of their audience.

The following quote is from the movie, "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother" which was released in 1975. Holmes is drinking his tea and his assistant is watching with an expression of combined amusement and dismay.

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Holmes: Do you call this tea?

Assistant: No, I call that hot water. I was rinsing out the mug, when you took it out of my hands.

The movie, "The Adventures of Robin Hood" contains some nice quotes too. A few of them are listed below.

Why, you speak treason - fluently. Hanging would be a small price to pay for the company of such a charming lady. May I obey all your commands with equal pleasure, Sire? I'm afraid of nothing, least of all you.

There is one quote from the movie, "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes" that is catchy, excluding Holmes' trademark, "Elementary, my dear Watson".

You've a magnificent brain, Moriarty. I admire it. I'd like to present it pickled in alcohol to the London Medical Society.

The following quote is from the movie, "Baby's Day out" and it's beautiful because it's an imitation of a famous rhyme.

*singing* Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Marry had a little lamb her HAIR was white as snow! And every which way that Mary went, the lamb was right behind her. It followed her to work one day, work one day, work one day. It followed her to work one daaaaaaayyy, and Mary lost her job!

The following quote from the movie, "Love and Death" is a witty and humorous one.

The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses

Another witty one from the movie, "Four Weddings and a Funeral",

[talking about his new wife] Ignore her. She's drunk. At least I hope she is. Otherwise I'm in real trouble.

A particularly good quote from the movie, "Bridget Jones' Diary" giving insight into the way of life,

It's a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts getting okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.

The following is a good quote from the movie, "Back to the future: 2"

The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe - women!

Another nice quote from an unknown movie,

Mrs. White: Are you a cop? Mr. Green: No, I'm a plant. Miss Scarlet: A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.

A famous and witty quote from the movie, "The Flintstones",

Barney: You're afraid to tell Wilma, aren't you? Fred: Afraid? Now let's get this straight, Rubble. I don't need permission from my wife to make a decision. In my cave, I reign supreme. SUPREME! Barney: I won't tell her, Fred. Fred: Thanks pal.

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